Sigma Alpha Epsilon

A fraternity founded in 1856 and widely considered one of the coolest fraternities in the United States. That is actually considered one of the coolest fraternities in the United States by its members. They have a lot of successful alumni, but generally the majority of chapters currently in existence have veered from any principled greek life, which is pretty God Damned pathetic. Most guys who join SAE become raging alcoholics and complete assholes, but I know of a couple of chapters that are extremely cool and filled with some really upstanding young men. They are probably considered part of the top tier of fraternities nationally, though they don't have a tradition that is as rich as some other fraternities. The cool chapters are really cool, but the crappy chapters are probably some of the worst that exist on college campuses. Sigma Alpha Epsilon.

Wow the SAEs at Johns Hopkins are really fucking cool.

Wow the SAEs at SMU are racist closeted homosexuals who probably make up the poorest performing group of academics in any fraternity ever created... ever.

Sigma Alpha Epsilon, you probably can do better.

by SamBJo October 16, 2007

Exclusive Epsilion

The epsilion line of Sigma Beta Rho Fraternity Inc. at the University of the Sciences in Philadelphia.

Exclusive Epsilion includes Brothers Hirudo, Dux Ducis, Fidelis, & Benedicto!

by SigRho Soldier June 4, 2009

epstein

To shit uncontrollably upon having eaten to quickly; to shit your pants

"Hey man hurry up and finish your food so we can get to the party."
"Dude stop your going to make me pull an epstein"

Or

"When the cop gave me that sobriety test I swear I almost pulled an epstein."

by michael epstein September 22, 2007

epsilon

fifth letter of the greek alphabet. tremendously epic. Often used as an exclamation, especially with regards to mathematical accomplishments.

bruh rumor has it that the mathemagician just pulled another epsilon

ok this is epic

by doiajsifdnjknakjnds May 29, 2019

Epson

When you react to a joke or an event with uncontrollable laughter.

Hey, did you see Brian trip over the fence?
Yea, i had a epson.

by Manndrake March 14, 2009

epsom summersaults

If a room smells funny and has been mysteriously been repainted (any colour from 'mission brown'to 'avocado green' {what have you been eating?}) this is probably because someone was using "epsom summersaults".
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.

Leaves the same mess as a Di-hurl, although not in unison

1: I've just been to the dunny, I think someone has been doing "Epsom summersaults".
2: Well, it was one hell of a party.
1: It looks like the shit hit the fan... Literally

Laugh Out Loud (provided you don't have to clean it up.)

by 10secondspecial December 12, 2008

Epsom Ballaz

Epsom Ballaz are a team of peeps who join forces every summer or when ever the weather is good to take on punk bitch who think they know how to play street stlye basketball.

PUNK BITCH WANNABE BALLA: look ma', i'm playin basketball... ow shit here comes AJ Karl Rayner Rich Luke Jeff and Foster
MUM: their not ppl son their EPSOM BALLAZ run before their mad handles make u look stupid !!!

by AJ March 30, 2005