A condition that comes from sitting in front of the computer all day jerking off constantly to internet porn.
"I guess I have to stop masturbating so much, I think I'm getting penis elbow."
" Yeah why don't you stop looking at those porn sites constantly and put the dick down. Your arm might feel better. Your dick might not be so sore either"
" Yeah why don't you stop looking at those porn sites constantly and put the dick down. Your arm might feel better. Your dick might not be so sore either"
by JC Dingleberry May 10, 2016
Get the Penis elbowmug. Phenomenon caused most notably by "venti no-whip chai" lattes. This condition causes one's elbow to remain bent as to position said latte at sternum level, presumably to reduce sip time. No known cures exist although an empty cup seems to alleviate some of the symptoms.
Person 1: "Bob Dole has a serious case of starbucks elbow. He can't even put his arm down."
Person2: "Dude, he was shot in World War II"
Person2: "Dude, he was shot in World War II"
by Jimmy Stale January 20, 2009
Get the starbucks elbowmug. That roll of fat that hangs over a fat persons upper arm, thus somewhat hiding the dent of an elbow they possess.
Lee: Holy shit bro!! Look at the cleft elbow on that fatty Lumpkin!
Turd: my God! She looks like a garbage bag full of vegetable soup with a belt around it!
Turd: my God! She looks like a garbage bag full of vegetable soup with a belt around it!
by The turd abibes March 23, 2018
Get the Cleft elbowmug. drinking (this term comes from the arm motion that one must make in order to bring the bottle to the mouth).
VARIATIONS: bending elbows, bending some elbows, bending the old elbow, bending da ol' elbow, elbizzow bendizzo, etc.
VARIATIONS: bending elbows, bending some elbows, bending the old elbow, bending da ol' elbow, elbizzow bendizzo, etc.
Bob: "What up Jimmy let's go elbow-bending with good ol' Jack Daniels."
Jimmy: "Shut up. Your mom wants to go elbow-bending."
Bob: "I think you mean your mom, and that's called knee-bending."
Jimmy: "Yeah you're right. What a whore."
Bob: "Oh that reminds me, I owe her $3.75. Give this to her."
Jimmy: "OK, no problem."
Jimmy: "Shut up. Your mom wants to go elbow-bending."
Bob: "I think you mean your mom, and that's called knee-bending."
Jimmy: "Yeah you're right. What a whore."
Bob: "Oh that reminds me, I owe her $3.75. Give this to her."
Jimmy: "OK, no problem."
by Nick D September 21, 2003
Get the elbow-bendingmug. similar to tennis elbow, but due to being married and the lack of sex resulting in increasing masturbation causing sore/stiff elbow.
Man my wife has been stingy with giving it up. It's been like a month. She's got me getting that marriage elbow.
by number1loser April 5, 2011
Get the marriage elbowmug. :derived from the term "tennis elbow" Applied to alcoholics, (esp. brainless old coots) who practice over-repetitive soul drowning alcohol abuse. Lifemates of the Dragon Lady
Get your shit straight, or do ya wanna wind up with those bitter old fucks down at the waterin' hole with drinking elbow?!
by fuckhead joe July 4, 2007
Get the drinking elbowmug. Friend 1: "Are my elbows dry I can't see them?"
Friend 2: "Girl you got elephant elbows they're so dry!"
Friend 2: "Girl you got elephant elbows they're so dry!"
by qweruiop123 October 3, 2011
Get the elephant elbowsmug.