economics bachelor

a woman with an economics major is probably a huge bitch with an anti social personality and is very incapable of love. she is very pretty but very much a horrible person. its not because she can make her own choices, its because shes hurting people with them. they may be the money making machine, but she wont get a boyfriend because with all the money she has earned with whatever business she starts with that bachelor she wont need one

i dont wanna date a woman with an economics bachelor cause i think shes gonna hit me

by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 21, 2021

Theory of Economic Ejaculation

You know the economy is going to cum back, but you don't know when, and you don't know where it might go.

Helen told her boyfriend that his orgasms were so inconsistent, he should be studying the Theory of Economic Ejaculation.

by Bob Velvetta April 6, 2020

economic evener

when the government increases and fades out your nine different types of intelligence to keep the economy even.

The economic evener had the major cities be comprised of about the same amount of people working in certain professions.

by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020

"K-shaped" economic recovery

An economic recovery in which the wealthiest benefit or gain new advantages from the recovery while everyone else continues to suffer and for the some and most poorest maters continually gets worse.

The "k-shaped" economic recovery was not a recovery for the poor, it was a downward spiral into poverty.

by mlhiss September 10, 2020

Economics 101

Also known as ECON101 - A phrase styled after the usual name of an introductory economics module at university or college. It's usually used by libertarians and conservatives to explain away the problems of capitalism, with the implication that their interlocutor "simply doesn't understand basic economics", even though a lot of said basic economics go on to be debunked in Economics 201.

Lib: "The minimum wage was introduced so that every employed person could afford food and rent, but ever since the Reagan administration, wages haven't been following the massive increases in productivity, as well as skyrocketing rent."

Cons: "Bruh, that's dumb - raising wages means people must get fired! Also, rent is increasing because more people want to rent! Supply and demand - it's just Economics 101."

by obnoxious_leftie July 10, 2022

AP Economics

AP Economics is a scam class made by the collegeboard, which is ironic because they’re basically a true definition of a monopoly. If you don’t know what a monopoly is, it’s when one firm controls an entire market, getting to set their own high inflated prices, benefiting few consumers achieving a near productive or allocated efficiency. Does this sound familiar? Oh wait that’s literally the Collegeboard (commentary credit to @AnxiousJoe on Youtube. You can find it on his AP Test Tier List video.), and on top of that, you will find yourself graphing A LOT!! If you’re not a math or statistics person, graphing is going to be difficult for you. This class is basically a second math class even though it claims “that it’s minimal”, gurl I still have to find the area of a triangle in AN ECON CLASS. You may have to deal with poor grades and bad GPA!! Side effects of this class includes watching too much Jacob Clifford videos, staying up until 3 AM, having a low self-esteem, graphing until your hands hurt (aka arthritis), joints swelling, being on meds like advil and tylenol, and having mental breakdowns.

student 1: how was the ap economics test?
student 2: man i don’t understand microeconomics. what the hell is the supply and demand curve? i still don’t understand what price elasticity means.

second semester:

student 1: dude do you know what a monopoly is?
student 2: what the hell is that? i’m not learning macroeconomics right now.

by kiwikookie November 8, 2022

congical economics

Imposing the sexual expectation of your agenda for the betterment of your field of work or mutual monetary take over or personal gain between to consensual oppositions , coming together for the purpose of a strengthening company , entity or individual

No matter what area of big business one is in, congical economics is prevalent , especially when one or both sides are are on their 3rd marriage and or divorce.

by Adolph Leery May 5, 2022