Dumpster Detention

Dumpster Detention was invented by a group of crime fighting Australian pioneers from the Sutherland Shire, who believed that any form of crime/misbehaviour/offensiveness should be punishable.

Dumpster Detention refers to the process of picking up an individual who has committed a minor crime/offense and placing them into a bin/dumpster. The individual is kept in said bin/dumpster for an amount of time appropriate to their crime/offence.

Guy 1: I disagree with your opinion. I believe that Edward from Twilight COULD kick Batman's backside.

Guy 2: That statement is offensive to myself, Batman and every being on this planet. I, therefore, decree that you shall be placed into Dumpster Detention till you see the error of your ways.

Guy 1: What is Dumps...Ack!

Guy 2: *picks up the offensive person and places them in the nearest trash receptacle*

by Australian Captain America. February 9, 2012

dumpster titties

When a girls breasts look like squidwards nose.. Or like they got trapped in a dumpster lid.

You know dequan's girl? She's got a bad case of the dumpster titties.

by zanierd's cookie hole April 11, 2016

dumpster gravy

The foul smelling fluid that forms at the bottom of large quantities of garbage. It is formed from liquids that have been thrown out mixing in garbage cans or dumpsters.

Friend 1: Would you drink a cup of dumpster gravy for a million dollars.

Friend 2: I wouldn't drink it for ten million dollars.

by BottledPizza May 24, 2016

Dumpster Salad

Referring to a promiscuous girl who's a hot mess. A slut who doesn't care what people think about her. Most likely a barfly who frequently takes home random guys.

My friend went out with that girl and said she's a dumpster salad who'll sleep with any guy in the bar.

by Cletus Johnson July 27, 2016

dumpster midget sex

The act of sexual activity between 2 midgets or small people, typically in a dumpster.

Bro did you see that good stuff last night?
Yeah that sweet, sweet dumpster midget sex?

by Themememeister666 April 15, 2017

Dumpster Bump

When two unattractive people have sex.

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."

by JJheffs June 17, 2017

dumpster fairy

A female with multicoloured hair and tattered Bohemian clothing, also referred to as a Crunchie. They are generally seen hanging around their Wookie boyfriends in the parking lot of a Phish concert or lolling about some public space. They sometimes make a living by selling knotted bracelets made from hemp string or objects they found dumpster diving.

Check out that dumpster fairy with the aquamarine hair. Why is she with that stinky Wookie? He must have concert tickets or really good weed.

by Hitchhiker42 May 5, 2018