knocking on heavens door

When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.

Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".

by Robo0000222 March 2, 2017

shut the fridge door

shut the fuck up in a nicer way or if someone leaves the fridge door open you could use this phrase for advice.

Please shut the fridge door

by rumii May 2, 2018

National fuck a doorknob day

On September 12th, celebrate this national holiday by sticking your cock in a doorknob

Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day

by Doorknobfucker42 May 25, 2018

vermonting the door

To aggressively scrape the bottom of a car door on the high street curbs in Vermont towns.

Andy was repeatedly Vermonting the door of our rental car on our trip to Brattleboro, VT

by Double Z September 29, 2021

Veronica, open the door please

the line comes from Heathers : The Musical's "Meant To Be Yours". Originally sung by Ryan McCartan. This exact line blew up on TikTok with the West End Cast version, featuring Jamie Muscato.

if you're wondering why veronica won't open the door it's cause she's fucking dead

VERONICA, OPEN THE THE OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE VERONICA, OPEN THE DOOR

veronica, open the door please for submission

by nahyuckriceseller February 12, 2022

door kicker

an Infantry soldier, tough guy, one who like to be rough.

Oh, Christ. There is a shooter in that building. Send the door kickers over there to get him.

by leadthrower August 29, 2006

knocking on the back door

Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.

Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)

Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!

by Carl Pinkerton May 16, 2009