dookie sock

When you dookie in a sock and proceed to beat someone with it.

In the military when someone screwed up they hold a blanket party. In that case they put a bar of soap in a sock and repeatedly beat the person with it while holding them down in the bunk with their blanket. This is the same but instead of using a bar of soap, you use dookie/poop.

by Almighty_AL March 29, 2004

dookie noodle

Poo that gets stuck in a mans peehole after buttsex

The dookie noodle Dr. Smith removed today was 9 inches long.

by mr409savage November 3, 2014

Liquid Dookie

Basically, diarrhoea

Liquid Dookie is Mushy Poo (diarrhoea)

by Greg Woodin September 5, 2006

dookie tubes

The Gastro-intestinal system, where food is converted into into energy and waste products are formed the excreted from the body in large brown/tan masses.

I have been eating that activa yogurt stuff to try and regulate my dookie tubes, every time I am on the toilet I just explode mush and bits of undigested food.

by jose99 February 23, 2007

mad dookie

1)Extremely rediculous, or large
2)Very crappy.

1) Yeah brosef I want to get so fuckin' stoned tonight, roll me up a mad dookie blunt son.
2) Ahhh son your girl cheated on you? That shit is mad dookie bro.

by N-8DOG April 25, 2007

Spooky Dookie

A Spooky Dookie, is when you take a shit typically in a public place during the Halloween season, and instead of real corn in the feces, you put candy corn in its place, making your crap, a Spooky Dookie

Dude, last night on Halloween i thought i bit into a candy corn snickers, but when i took a bite, IT WAS A SPOOKY DOOKIE

by Pope Hank October 30, 2018

Dookie Butter

The frothy, yet spreadable, nutricious butter that comes from the booty after a night of freakiness.

My dookie butter was all up on that shit! Prepare for the second coming!!!

by boobooboobooboo December 17, 2009