don shemi

meaning shady, tight, stingy

person 1 - yo mate,give us a cigarette

person 2 - no there mine

person 1 - 'tut' don shemi

by amygivvely September 25, 2009

Dishonest Don

A person who lies, exaggerates, and fabricates the truth in order to impress others and sustain a self-fulfilling delusion. Especially, someone who continues to lie when everyone knows the person is lying. Origins: 21st Century U.S.A, inspired by President Donald Trump's behaviors.

Quit being a Dishonest Don, we all know your inauguration was not well attended and that Obama didn't tap your "wires" (aka surveillance from microwave oven).

by Pav Lago March 23, 2017

don Clichote

someone who tries to be very orginal all the time and is obssesed with avoiding cliches and keeps correcting other people's words as he/she cannot stand cliches used by them, so his/her life seems to be devoted to the anti-cliche crusade only (the term refers to the character of don Quixote - the main protagonist of "The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha" by Miguel de Cervantes);

Jerry: Mary said she would not get back to the modern poetry classes.
Craig: Why not?
Jerry: When she showed her poem to the teacher, he threw her out of the room for using some of the phrases. He claimed her poem was a bunch of cliches.
Craig: What a don Clichote!

by KurtSteinerPL November 12, 2011

Don Jr

Synonym for poop, shit, bowel movement, etc.

I gotta go take a Don Jr.

by Curtis D. T. DeVille April 25, 2019

Hard Don

Donald with an erection

Hard Don awoke from his wet dream with a giant hard on.

by yorrick hunt June 3, 2008

top don

A nickname of praise for Donald Trump.

Can't wait for our boy top don to build the wall, said white frat boy

by sean1233 February 26, 2017

Don King

Speaking nonsensical gibberish that means nothing in any language except those of brain-dead cretins.

After speaking with Senator Warren, I had to look up what she said in the Don King Dictionumary.

by Dragonwolf December 12, 2018