Dintelect

A dinted intelect.

When you have to own up to not being as smart as you thought you were.
A shift in paradime

When someone goes on a know-it-all tangent, and you shut their whole argument down in a short sentance. You have dinted their intelect, or they have a dinted intelect: dintelect

by dintelct.com March 17, 2012

Doing a Marilyn (Monroe)

Taking a handful of prescription medications (narcotics, anti-anxiety, antidepressants) and chasing them with liqueur.

I just took some hydros and ativan....but I want to wake up in the morning so I think I'll skip the shot of fireballs and doing a Marilyn (Monroe).

by bodaciousredhead December 5, 2012

Doing a Johnra on it

Doing a Johra on it can refer to many things such as 1- Becoming laughably angry at his best mates over nothing 2- Drinking enough to kill oneself on one occasion but never again and resorting to a 2 cans max policy 3- Using unknown units of measurements e.g. 'a fuck mile' believed to be i the region between 30 metros and just over 4.6 miles.

'u drinkin tonite?' 'Ye 2 cans max and stop fucking going on about drinking you dickhead' 'alri relax don't start "Doing a johnra on it"

by Mr. Banterking June 12, 2012

Doin' a conlon

when a person is mentally intoxicated and finds anything funny while being completely sober. They commonly use the catchphrase 'Na Na Na' and throw back their head when they laugh.

person 1: oh my god what is she doing!! she's running about mad chasing a pigeon
person 2: dude..she's doin' a conlon

by I'm-still-not-ready August 5, 2014

doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer

boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"

by izamberie September 24, 2015

Doing a Wayne

The act of leaving some food on your plate at the end of your meal.

Bob did not eat all the food on his plate, he was doing a Wayne.

by Bobwayne July 16, 2016

doing a runner

Leaving a place to avoid a difficult/unpleasant situation or to avoid paying for something.

"Where's Bill?"
"He's doing a runner mate."

by A231 November 7, 2017