Doinked

When you're just about to start "jorking it" and get rudely interrupted.

"I had the perfect time, but I got doinked by my parents coming home!"

by SpookyDoge12 June 16, 2025

Yoinking My Doink

"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".

Person A: Hey! How's it going?

Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!

Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.

by [\/] April 26, 2025

Doink

the PBS Kids' signature noise from the '90s.

"Hello. Who are you?'
"DOINK!"

by JSKTPR September 14, 2019

dink doink

My favorite (crypto) coin

"Dink Doink, you're my favorite coin"

by Mewples June 15, 2024

Doink

A dick.

A penis.

🍆

Swinging doinks.

That’s a fucking huge doiiiiink!

by Jlabxo April 21, 2018

Doink

any insult you want

get away from me doink

by Jussypie March 10, 2024

Doink

A rather thick joint that a group friends can enjoy

"Yo Carl i'm gonna need you to roll a next doink for the society"

by Alex9974 September 24, 2021