Dane Cook

Dane Cook is not remotely funny, yet his extreme body language appeals to a surprisingly large audience. He is obnoxious and unable to string together logical bits of humor. A man of Italian-Irish heritage, somehow Cook was selected to host Saturday Night Live (2005) and was given a Comedy Central Special (2000).

I can recall being in a room full of people rolling over laughing as Dane Cook pretended to be a spitting alien.

by Adam Foster July 29, 2008

Grooming the Great Dane

an alternative word for penile masturbation

Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.

by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009

dane cook

an annoying, one-trick act of a comedian who's popular sucsess still doesn't overshadow his bad comedy. taking cues from earlier greats like mitch hedburg and george carlin, he's not very funny.

Shut up man, you're being really Dane Cook.

by Dane Cook himself September 9, 2006

Dane Cook

comedian that people either love or hate

1. Dane Cook is the greatest comedian EVER! i Love Him!

2. I hate Dane Cook! He sucks so much ass and he isn't even funny!

by kldsfl;ksdjfg;lkjsdf;gjls;fk July 28, 2010

Dane Exia

An Awesome random guy who has alot of fans and at first impression people thinks hes smart cute and funny.
and if he gets bored he will most likly decide to drive an audi r8 thorugh your neighbors front lawn.

oh my god that guy is so Dane Exia its amazing

by MEw MEw MEw September 5, 2010

Danee

She looks like a cookie

Damn Danee sure is a snack

by SHAXTER November 12, 2018

Dane

Pron; "DAY-n"

Verb; To crash a vehicle due to sleep deprivation and suddenly become a hero to the community no matter how many lives you could've ended

"Did you hear some bloke absolutely Dane'd it on the M1 last night? Complete mess this morning."

"Yeah. ...can't wait for the shirts!"

by Itsontheinternetnow October 24, 2019