distler

noun; usually used as one word in an instant as the "the one that got away". Similar to yelling "shit" after doing something wrong.

*Hot girl spills purse*
Hot girl: Would someone mind helping me?
*Oblivious guy walks past*
*Half-way down the street he realized he missed a chance*
Guy: ahh distler!

by Waldosdead? July 29, 2009

Distler

A distler is when you scratch your ass, and grab a beer. You them proceed to have a friend smell your beer while saying man by beer smells like shit. Your friend gets to enjoy the ass waft.

Bro smell my beer it smells like shit. You have just been delivered a distler

by Matts friend September 6, 2023

Lily distler

Ugly ass bitch thot

Did you see that girl she’s a Lily distler

by Doqtordyl September 15, 2021

dustlets

small particles of dust

My glasses have dustlets on them.

by all-i-sa October 14, 2007

disthetic

Aesthetically displeasing. Ugly.

Heavens! Turn off the TV Roger, I cannot bear to look at Vanessa Williams' disthetic face any longer! I don't have acne anyway!

by Kittridge April 9, 2008

disclearified

not being clear. may be confused about some matter or fact.

She sure disclearified me!

by Snickery15 December 5, 2009

Deistler

A Jim Carrey look alike, that has no game, and could possibly be homo. But still manages to get girls. A real douche fuck.

Guy 1: Haha, that guy is a fag.

Guy 2: Nahh man, hes a Deistler..

Guy 1: Awhh fuckk, i hate him already.

by Jake0500 July 11, 2010