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Discord disease

When an average discord user becomes infected with a glitch where one is unable to hear and/or speak in the voice chat even after deleting the app or restarting the computer.
Help I can’t hear Bernard I think he had discord disease
by Nickiminajisthequeen April 30, 2021
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Külli disease

Külli disease is a disease when you have bigger nerve attacks and you are more angry than usual. Symptoms include loose tongue, sudden nervousness, and the need to shout at others. The person may also cough heavily.
This disease is mainly in Estonia.
Whole class got Külli disease. I went to shop and when i came back i got Külli disease.
by asdasd3212 December 25, 2021
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Prons Disease

A disease where you slowly grow shrooms on your cock and you start to transform into a mushroom yourself
Ay you heard that Chris has Prons Disease.
Isn't that were you get shrooms on your cock? Yea it is.
by MightyAman April 20, 2022
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Minx Disease

A disease for whenever someone spells something incorrect, or is a typo, because minx can’t fucking spell she spreads the disease
“got dwmn, FUCK, minx disease, fuck you minx!”
by Fuckburg May 4, 2022
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EWE Disease

Once caught, you will slowly start turning feminine, and eventually turn into either a women, or a femboy. You can easily catch this disease by joining the Roblox community: "Extreme War Experience". The disease is uncurable.
"Ah shit I caught the EWE disease, why am i turning so feminine? What is happening to my voice and body hair!?"
by YourLocalNewsReporter101 September 10, 2022
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M-EZ Disease

M-EZ Disease (pronounced em-ease): A very common but highly under diagnosed disease which affects people of all genders, ethnicities, and socioeconomic backgrounds. It is an non-infectious non-heritable disease.
M-EZ disease is a psychological illness that causes the inability to return feelings of like/love/interest once these feelings are shown to them by a crush/love interest/date. Sufferers of M-EZ may become smitten with a special someone and pursue them however once the feelings are reciprocated the original feeling felt by the diseased are no longer present. Alternatively, if a sufferer of M-EZ is being pursued they cannot return this interest until the pursuer has moved on or become unavailible. At this point they may gain interest but even if shown again by the original pursuer the interest is then lost. M-EZ sufferers are often judged and blamed as being "only in it for the chase", however they are unable to control themselves and often feel remorse for their lack of feelings. M-EZ disease can be present in severe forms or more mild cases (Acute M-EZ Disease).

The only cure for M-EZ disease is the right person.
Me: OMG! I've liked this guy for so long, but today when he asked me out I realized I have no feelings for him.
Friend: You should get your head checked out. That sounds like a total case of M-EZ Disease!
Me: I feel bad, I totally led him on.
Friend: You can't help it, you're sick.
by g-unit12345678 March 7, 2009
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Hunt's Disease

A pyscological condition that is brought about by illogical thoughts of being Lowreyed and a Fear of Missing Out(FOMO). Typically exhibited by persistent texts and phone calls to inquire about other person's whereabouts and happenings.
I think everyone just went out to eat without me. I must be suffering from a mad case of Hunt's Disease.
by thirdengine June 19, 2011
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