disasterbation

The act of masturbating so hard and so intensely that your penis falls off into a dark hole/vortex only to be later eaten by angry sexually frustrated unicorns.

"Last night I disasterbated, and it seems I will never be sexually pleased again. Cursed disasterbation !"

by electra fidelis April 12, 2009

Disasterbation

A masterbation session on that ends up messy and all over the place.

She came home early, and surprised me while masterubating. So I tried to finish real quick, and it ended up in a complete disasterbation

by AAADDAAA March 4, 2011

disastard

Equal parts disaster, bastard, and retard.

George Bush is a disastard.

by Kelly The Dog January 2, 2009

disaster RADio

One who shakes it like a polaroid picture.

"Girl, you so disaster RADio, it's offa da scale!"

by Buttmaster Butt May 2, 2004

disastacle

An event that is both a disaster and a debacle.

Last week's party was a disastacle of epic proportions.

by donalaya February 20, 2011

Disastrophe

A hybrid combination of the words "disaster" and "catastrophe" used in any situation that requires a little extra intensity.

A: Have you heard Apache Thundersnow's new single?

R: I haven't, is it any good?

A: No, it's a disastrophe! Their debut single "I'm Hardcore" was so much better...

by A.Lep March 6, 2011

disastrophuck

It went from disaster, to catastrophe, to fucking up, to so bad you may as well eat yourself to death

Rick: Will, Dave just broke up with Monica! Now's my chance to...
Will: You'll try and she'll say no, we've been through this before.
Monica: Dave made my life a disastrophuck, how can I cope...
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MONICA. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TELLING WILL WHY HE CAN'T DATE YOU?

by Leon Rhinehart January 4, 2015