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Reverse Diarrhea

When you go take a dumb/crap/shit and your shit hits the water hard enough so the water ends up going up and the water touches your ass.
Bob: Well my day is ruined!
Jack: Why?
Bob: I had reverse diarrhea
Jack: wtf is that?
Bob: Its when you go shit and your shit lands in the water really hard and the water splashes against your ass.
by Junsquared December 31, 2011
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exsplosive diarrea

diarrea that when you sit down on the crapper tends to,with massive force,expel itself and otherwise "explodes" out of your ass.
dude yesterday i had taco bell and it gave me exsplosive diarrea.
by that guy who lives in under th November 17, 2009
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explosive diarrhea

When you're sitting on the pot and you've got diarrhea and you blast a dukie SO hard that it explodes out of your butt, leaving your toilet in ruins, and you with a bloody ass.
"Uh, mom? i think you need to check this...my diarrhea, kinda...exploded out of my ass."
by skank ass weasel May 1, 2003
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diarrhea suprise

When you think a fart building up.However,when released,you quickly realize it is not only a fart.You must always suck it up until reaching a restroom,though sometimes you may be too late,and diarrhea leaks into your pants,making your underwear wet and disgusting.I quickly learned this during my vacation in Chicago,inside a Jareds galleria of jewelry with my mother.
I got a huge fart coming on.
Im not sure that would be wise,we did just stop by panda express.It could be diarrhea suprise.
by helpful tipper May 6, 2011
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diarrhea sweats

You begin sweating profusely because you have diarrhea and can not yet go. This often becomes worse the closer you become to crapping your pants. Upon relieving oneself the sweats decrease.
No Hillary I can't go to the party tonight I can't keep my makeup on I have a bad case of the diarrhea sweats.
by Dmnnmykah February 22, 2015
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diarrheaphobia

The act of being scared to shit that you are going to shit liquid shit.
I had diarrheaphobia so badly yesterday that it hurt like fuck whenever I shat normal.
by ultragamer066 December 7, 2016
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diarrhea of the keyboard

Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.

{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.
by Telephony April 25, 2017
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