weapon of mass destruction 

1. (n) a poor excuse to boost approval ratings
2. (n) something Sadaam got rid of in the '80s/'80s but the US never did

note to Truth Speaker:
How do you get rid of raw materials for weapons of mass destruction besides using them?

Bush: there are Weapons of Mass Destruction! Let's liberate (read: terminate) them (read: boost my approval ratings)

weapon of mass destruction by the1337h4xz0r November 9, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.

"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"

weapons of mass destruction by Colin January 18, 2004

Creative Destruction 

A fucking terrible fortnite ripoff that your jewish friends play when they get banned from fortnite.

Person 1: Yo my G, wanna play fortnite?
Person 2: I can't, im banned
Person 1: Now what?
Person 2: We can play Creative Destruction-
Person 1: *shoots his friend in the face with a glock*

Creative Destruction by Biggie Bacon December 19, 2018

mutually assured destruction

What Microsoft ensures- a destroyed computer, and the destroyed mind of the one that was working on the computer.

Microsoft comes with a mutually assured destruction guarantee.

mutually assured destruction by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003

Self Destruction 

To position ones self so he is upside down, and jacks off until he cums. The result is a sloppy mess over his body and face, hence the self destruction. cumming sloppy mess cum jack off

I was home alone and decided to lay my legs up on my headboard and give myself a self destruction

Self Destruction by General Jovan March 19, 2007

weapon of mass destruction 

what G.W. could not find and has many of at his ranch in texas. that cheap prick.

weapon of mass destruction by Anonymous October 31, 2003

mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.

Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."

mutually assured destruction by sukebe November 10, 2008