Desperate Dick

Laddies, listen up because the desperate dick is someone you do don't want to fuck with. A desperate dick is someone who is just so obviously desperate that it's almost embarrassing. Generally, the desperate dick would possess a dick but it also could mean that they are just an ass.

Guy 1: Hey mami, wanna get dinner sometime and then fuck in the back seat of my car?
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!

by Morgie102 October 4, 2019

Desperate Daniel

A male, usually called Andrew, who tries with all his might to get into the pants of everyone he meets, through any means necessary.

"So how's it going with Insert Name Andrew?"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"

by CoomerCarlos69 July 13, 2022

Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.

James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!

by Meatstalk September 3, 2016

Desperation

John

The new definition of desperation is John

by JT_L0VE February 24, 2017

Desperate

Sucking off a barbell

Last night you were soo desperate

by Suckibarbell May 22, 2019

Desperate

The term for when a guy asked if he can use it as a pillow. “It” referring to a girls ass.

When a guy is desperate, he may ask: Can I use it as a pillow?

by RomanticProfessional June 3, 2021

Desperation

Someone who's still sending shit in the mail years after the person they're sending it to hasn't accepted one thing they've gotten. That's not optimism, its not blind optimism, its desperation to fuck with somebody's life.

The girl needed to take her desperation somewhere else with her.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020