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Darwin Award

An award that commemorates Charles Darwin by giving it to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way.
‘Did you hear about the guy who got thrown from his car after he crashed it whilst spanking it?’

‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron
by DarwinDipshit December 26, 2018
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darwin jackson

Name of a person (tool) used to remove herpes from the anal glands of homosexual monkeys.
My herpes are flaring up again, call the herpe man Darwin Jackson
by Crossedup February 28, 2019
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Derino

A person who loves his Ska music and doesn't care who knows
Derino: Fuck I love ska music.
Roi: Ownership is freedom.
Derino: I don't even care who knows.
by DarkJustice April 5, 2019
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Derping

Kevin, upon seeing the large quantity of lasers, began derping.
by Kat the Scalie December 3, 2020
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Derain

A name given to someone that likes a girl that likes him but never makes a move.
Derain you both like each other, just go for it
by Randomfreak4 November 22, 2021
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Chubby Derringer

1. Dick Lugar's name if he was a gangster.
2. Great name for a pornstar gangster.
3. A guy who's like a derringer revolver--a little small but plenty powerful.
1. Bro 1: Wouldn't it be cool if Dick Lugar ran the mob in Indiana?
Bro 2: He'd have to change his name to Chubby Derringer.
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!!

2. I need a good name for the mob boss in this porno I'm writing....Chubby Derringer!!

3. Chick 1: So how was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Chick 2: OMFG incredible he was like a chubby derringer!
Bros 1&2(sadly, because they're just plain small from all the steroids): extreme.....
by boosh chugger May 14, 2009
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Dirty Derpin

The act of derping in the middle of an important conversation where info is crucial or dealing with something along the lines of personal emotions.

Uncalled derping in the classroom during a test, business meetings, interviews, orgainization, or with someone who is really hurting emotionally and needs you to be serious.
Person 1: I was talking to Amanda the other day about my grandma dying and she dirty derped me...
Person 2: WTF...she did? Thats harsh bro there is a time and place for everything, but to be Dirty Derpin at that time...
Person 1: Yea we were just sitting there talkin and all of a sudden derps...I mean its cool and funny, but that was uncalled for.
by cleadmau5 September 8, 2011
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