Montana Deer

Montana Deer are the fiercest of all the mythical and wild animals. They murder mankind in order to reproduce, and with their mythical powers, harness the inner energy of man and use it to turn the murdering Montana Deer into 3 Montana Deer in a process known as Budding. All 3 Deer then shit piles of Apple Jacks. Also, they are commonly known to fight the South African Bear Cub in aerial battles of epic proportion. Montana Deer are always capitalized in literature.

Fuck dude! Its a Montana Deer!

Run before it turns you into Apple Jacks!

by lilpimpinbunny October 26, 2008

Flag

Get the Montana Deer mug.

deer ass

To be used during the act of pooping or defocation, when one will spread their glutious maximus to produce a flat surface around the anus, similar to a deer. Producing desired effects of using 35% less toilet paper and saving time on the bowl.

Mark is tired of clogging the toilet bowl with needless toilet paper, so he decided to deer ass in order to save paper and time.

by M.L.G. August 29, 2006

Flag

Get the deer ass mug.

Related Words

Derer • Dererekktcorx • deer • Deerfield • deerfieldian • Deer Lake • Deer Park • deer hoof • deer hunter • Deergasm

Deer

An attractive young male in his early 20s and the main food source of a cougar.

Holy fucking shit, there is a luscious deer here in a beater, ripe for the kill.

by The cougs August 19, 2009

Flag

Get the Deer mug.

Deer in headlights

When you become anxious

I get a deer in headlights when I ride an escalator.

by Threescore August 25, 2016

Flag

Get the Deer in headlights mug.

Deer Park Avnue

NY's last surviving street racing scene. On any given Fri/Sat night you can see people doing laps, or racing in the industrial parks. Was a cool place to chill 10 or more years back until the import scene came along.

Nationally known, DPA's counterparts Hempstead Tnpk, and Francis lewis Blvd are no more..

by LongIs October 7, 2004

Flag