depresso espresso

a feeling of being sadness but you also have a good sense of humor.

"how are you doing?"
"oh you know being a depresso espresso"

by Amandayyeeeee December 31, 2017

depastifying

v. (de-pay-stih-fie-ing) --
1. the act of dewhitening yo ass
2. tanning after a long winter of hibernation

After being in the office all winter and losing her Miami tan, Amy decided to go to a tanning salon to depastify her whiteness so she could go to the beach this summer without blinding all the people.

by Syda May 5, 2005

Depression boner

A type a erection that one acquired from feeling emotion of sadness.

Tanner got a huge depression boner at his moms funeral

by tportnewdepressionboner March 20, 2017

Fake depression

When someone pretends they have depression for attention. They could post things like Bart Simpson crying with a caption saying “pls someone fucking kill me :(“ . A very common way to tell someone is faking it is if they always talk about having “mental breakdowns” or “crying fits” wherever they go. These people are disgusting attention whores so if you come across one just ignore them so they don’t get what they want.

Beth: hey Eloise, how was your night?
Eloise: oh well I was fucking crying my eyes out about the smallest thing. God I’m so sensitive. Why am I still alive.
Beth: fucking attention whore
Eloise: what?
Beth: you have such bad fake depression
Eloise: no I dont *pretending to cry*
Beth: oh fuck off

by honestlystop January 24, 2020

Depression beard

When you unintentionally grow out your facial hair because for multiple nights you’re too tired/lazy/depressed to shave

Person 1: Why are you growing out your beard?
Person 2: I’m not, this just a depression beard

by I don't really care December 12, 2018

depression room

A depression room is an excessively messy room that's a result of months or possibly years of neglect due to mental health, usually depression. Common objects you can find in this room are rotten or molding foods, plastic wrappers, used dishes, mountains of clothes, bugs/insects or small animals (yes, it is very common to find little creepy crawlers in depression rooms), general trash and cluttered things.

The reason it's neglected to be cleaned is because the person who has depression or other mental health issues finds no motivation or better reason to clean their room. It's going to get messy all over again, so what's the point?

There is no shame in having having one of these. People with mental issues are going to find themselves in one of these at some point.

You, realizing this definition matches your living space: Oh shit, I have a depression room.

by gummybear1452 September 20, 2022

IT department

A place where you sit around a computer for eight hours watching movies, texting, and playing minesweeper.

Other responsibilities include adding/removing computer hardware, testing software, checking the database, replacing printer cartridges, ordering computer parts, and troubleshooting around the office.

Also the fax machine is always broken and there's never coffee in the break room.

Working in an IT department isn't very convincing but the pay rate is awesome, especially if you're fresh out of college.

by pregnant rhino January 29, 2012