Deer drunk

When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.

Did you see that deer drunk slide across the pavement and run away bleeding?!

by alwaysreamin November 30, 2015

deer penis

A deer penis is a 12 inch dick👌🏽🍆

Frank: Hey bro I have a deer penis

Jentson: TMI bro but good for u I guess

by Frank_block77 April 25, 2016

Deer-Fucker

An eastern european truck driver who rescues a deer only to have sexual intercourse with it, while using mud as lube

I just saw this baby deer by the road and fucked he shit out of it... I'm such a Deer-Fucker

by Backspace123 July 31, 2016

deer biscuit

A snack eaten primarily by rednecks containing ground venison and baking soda. Often consumed along side with Moonshine as a chaser.

"ay Tony! you got any of them deer biscuits left!?"

by Possum Kicker August 3, 2017

Deer Cake

When someone exhales their vape into a bottle of vodka and makes the vodka bottle smokey. The end result is deer cake

Aidan made the best deer cake for allie when he exhaled his lemon ice puff par into the smirnoff bottle.

by Gohawks14 November 21, 2022

decers

short name/nickname used for declan

“decers where are you”

by fabian picardo February 25, 2023

Deer Ankles

What Burger King sells basically

"Yo you want sum from burger king gang? Hell nah nigga ion eat that shit taste like deer ankles"

by anonymous March 27, 2023