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Apple DeBonk DeBonk

The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is a musical can opener. This is great if you want to listen to Beethoven's 9th Symphony, while opening your tomato sauce or your Sam's Club order of pickles in a jar.
Hey, can I use your Apple DeBonk DeBonk to open my pickle jar?

The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is exploding due to the baking soda and mixture of hydrochloric acid.

After you're done with your musical can opener while opening cans, can I have a go with my eyelids?
by Cracko298 March 21, 2022
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Tom DeLonge

o my god he is hott ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt i can not belive it he rox at singing and he is soo hott it is so awesome i wish i could meet him between him and joel madden its hard to choose i can't deside wo is hottest its really hard but i think joel madden is hotter i saw him 1 too he is so hott i almost fainted well mabe joel isent hotter i never saw him
he is a total hottie
by gwen March 20, 2005
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Tom DeLonge

Former fun guitarist/singer for blink-182, turned passive aggressive douchebag for Angels & Airwaves. Talks through his agent rather than directly to his bandmates.
Gee, if Tom DeLonge doesn't want to be in Blink and focus on AvA, why doesn't he just say so? I mean, it is better to know where he stands, rather than just indefinitely pushing back recording dates.
by aRedElephant February 5, 2015
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Deconfliction

Process to avoid getting all up in some one else's shit.
Military guy doesn't follow specified deconfliction process and accidentally blows his bros head off.
by Soulburner March 17, 2010
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Defoney

your such a defoney to that tree
by NotZomed April 15, 2019
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Tom DeLonge

(n.)

Former guitarist/vocalist for Blink-182, Box Car Racer, and current for Angels and Airwaves. Known to many as having the worst voice in current popular music. Often makes 'funny' faces but almost always comes off as a dumb jackass.

It can be said that his music in his various projects has been a sort of regression.

For example:

Blink-182: Childish music.
AVA: Psuedo-intellectual, pretentious music.
Me: Wow Tom DeLonge's voice sucks.
Fan: You just don't get it, Tom is the hawtest, kewlist singer ever and you don't get his deep intellectual music.
Me: Go die in a fire.
by No, You! July 16, 2006
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Deconstruct

To skool someone in the absurdity of a notion or belief by demonstrating the obvious primitive motivation that underlies it.

First coined by French philosopher Derrida as a means of expressing the inadequacy of any fixed ideas which are in constant risk of obscurity because of an ignorance of contextualization.
I deconstruct your choice of beer to intimacy issues, which originate from being sexually violated as a child by your nazi grandmother.

You can deconstruct Obama's reluctance for conflict with the conservatives to a sadomasochistic impulse to seek constant approval from dominant caucasian norms.
by Chuckles Parker April 28, 2011
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