have a delivery

Go to the bathroom for a b.m.

I have a delivery every morning before I take my shower; I had two deliveries today.

by Cockaseega July 10, 2009

Dong long delivery

The act of sliding your penis through a mailbox

Mailman: Here's your mail sir
Person: Thanks
*The mail man proceeds to do a Dong long delivery*
Person: Aww man you giving me a Dong Long Delivery!

by MillionaireNo1 August 9, 2021

Mailman's delivery

Two people in a sexual act where one takes a shit and shoves it up the others asshole.

Cody gave me the mailman's delivery last night. Oh boy it made me gasmmmhh...

by Urdadsgaywastaken October 31, 2023

delivariables

n. pl. c/f advertising. the demands set out in a brief for the agency to deliver to the client on a given date, agreed upon at length, set in stone, and destined to be changed over and over again until the deadline passes.

suit: we need a new campaign by the end of the day

creative team: (sigh) Not a chance in hell.... What are the delivariables?

by el revez August 8, 2006

debliverate

the act of smashing or killing something with a field hockey stick into nothing

If you dont stop, im going to debliverate you.
The bug kept attacking me so i debliverated it

by devandaudrey October 19, 2010

dekivering

To bring a small animal to certain death.

It was sad dekivering the cricket to the lizard. Poor Jiminy. delivered killed

by Baconator241 August 28, 2014

doliver

Shipped Version of Oliver Queen and John Diggle.

Doliver, Never has a boy wanted more than Doliver

by Doliver October 13, 2017