Immaculate Defecation

Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.

Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"

by puppy hugger February 7, 2009

Merthyr defence, The

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

by The Moai April 11, 2005

Day Of Defeat

FUCKING KICKS MOTHERFUCKING ASS! Best WW2 PC game EVER! Steam maybe a unstable fuck up shit program which is pure SHIT but its worth the download. Axis VS Allies, Sick ass weapons, realism.

Day OF Defeat-AKA DoD.
Day Of Defeat-2001 MOD of Half-Life.
Day OF Defeat-1.5 or gayass Steam 1.6(still fun).

by mike July 5, 2004

boob defence

a way for a girl to get out of someone flaming on them, by playing with their enormous breasts, or drawing attention to them, because they are too mentally challenged to use comebacks.

"Man holly krull is always using boob defence." -Jana
"yeah, she must be the dumbest person i know." -Erick

by Jana Boatman February 8, 2008

Defechoke

The act of choking someone until they defecate thus literally choking the shit out of them.

Sean was being a dick and ended up getting defechoked.

by Stetson Kennedy January 11, 2014

defaecate

v. to excrete faeces via the anus;
to shit.

So while this boy racer was poppin' his nizzle ho in da backseat at the mall carpark, I ninjaed over and defaecated in the passenger window. Ownzd.

by Emetic August 28, 2003

Defeneforestation

The act of throwing a tree out of a window. From "defenestration," throwing something out of a window, and "forest."

Coined by Wolfbane.

Girl: "So I finally took down my Christmas tree today. It was an epic battle."
Guy: "Those trees are tough."
Girl: "Yeah, it tried to stab me in the eye, so I decided to throw it out the window."
Guy: "Ah, defeneforestation."
Girl: "Precisely."

by Shrapnelwolf January 17, 2010