deez nuts

1)my big fat hairy balls

Person 1: I saw yo mom eatin 'em yesterday.
Person 2: Eatin what?
Person 1: Eatin on Deez Nuts, bitch.

by Dehanglo June 23, 2006

Deez Nuts

A joke or phrase used to bypass, silence or squelch out any annoying,irritating or harassing comment or conversation. Commonly used by Boss Status players to flag or penalize player haters!

Made internationally exceptable by snoop doggy dog (rapper) in the mid 1990's on his death row records release / LP - "The Dog Father"

defensive end for the Dallas Cowboys misses a key tackle during a playoff game and when he leaves the field his defensive coach approaches him amd starts yelling

COACH : " Why don't you try playing some D for a change"

PLAYER: "play some D"?
COACH: "yeah, D"!
PLAYER:"HOW BOUT YOU PLAY WIT DEEZ NUTS HOMMIE"

by Urbanswervin July 31, 2015

Deez Nuts

a sarcastic but funny expression used to annoy someone

''hey what can I eat for dinner tonight'
"you can eat deez nuts"

by kayla janae October 24, 2015

deez nuts

Naked Boyfriend: Hey baby, you want to see my new undies?
Girlfriend: SURE!!!
Naked Boyfriend: Then how bout you suck UN Deez Nutz biatch

how bout deez nuts in your moms mouth

by Kelly Deeznuts May 23, 2007

mac deez

A statement, denoting that you are offering you nuts to be sucked. A foreshortening of "Mac deez nutz".

Can also be used as a double entendre for McDonalds.

You wanna eat at Mac deez?
You can mac deez!

by Neko March 3, 2005

deez nutz

The fleshy hairy sack that rests on someone's chin

you: What's up nigga?
me: DEEZ NUTZ ON YOUR CHIN!

by Big Smoke Dogg October 23, 2003

deez nuts

Greg- Do you like tapes or cds
Adam Noel- Cd's
Greg- See deez nuts
Adam Noel- Who's deez?

If you are talking to a complete dumbass that is what they would say.

by adamnoelisafatpieceofshit March 24, 2005