deepeh

A sexual encounter in which a woman is put on her hands and knees and penetrated from both ends.

Damn that new girl Emily is fine as fuck, who's tryna deepeh?

by Cocksout November 1, 2015

deepfry

To hook up. The use of this phrase is often accompanied by making the motion of a slam dunk with your hands as you say "deepfry" or "deepfried." The phrase originated in the suburbs of North Detroit, specifically Birmingham, Bloomfield Hills, Beverly Hills, Southfield, Franklin, and West Bloomfield.

Did you see Audrey and Jake in Jake's dorm room when they forgot to close the door? There was a serious deepfry session going on.

by henne4heisman September 22, 2009

Desperate

People who write or look up urban dictionary definitions of good things about their name to take their mind off the fact they rank among the scum of the earth.

Example I

"Oh look Sebastian, this UD entry says that I'm handsome and cool."

"Sounds like someone needs to get hit by a bus... Big time."

Example II

"Hey I want to write about how great the name Lenny is!"

"Wow, you're a desperate piece of garbage"

by Randall The Harmless Neighbor July 16, 2014

the deener

Coming from Pasadena Maryland. Typically an area with lots of rednecks. Who often say "Pasadeener"

"Whats goin down in the deener?"

by SlappyMeats February 27, 2007

The Tale of Desperaux

An incredibly awesome book by Kate Dicamillo that tells the separate stories of Desperaux Tilling, a tiny mouse shunned by the rest of his kind, Chiaroscuro(Aka. Roscuro), a once light-loving rat whose heart was broken years ago, and Mig, a poor servant girl whose father sold her for a couple of cigarettes, a red tablecloth, and a hen. In the last section of the book the characters come together during Roscuro's plot to kidnap the princess and... that's all I'm saying for the sake of not ruining the ending(sorry :D). This beautiful story is at least five times better (and deeper) than that shit they call The Tale of Desperaux movie (friendship?! WTF?).

If you haven't read it then you should! Though...I wouldn't really suggest it if you're over a certain age(i.e. 16 and up shouldn't read it in public or at all if you're used to more challenging books) because of the simplicity of reading it(though not extremely simple).

Bob: "Duuuuuuuuuddddddee! What's up with your face?! You look like you just saw a puppy getting raped by Barnie!"(WTF)
Fred: "No. Worse. I just saw....the Tale of Desperaux Movie!!! DX"
Bob:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" DX

by wootwootpie :D May 25, 2009

desperate

when you have to pee so bad, you're about to wet your pants

she was so desperate that she begged the teacher if she could go to the ladies room even though he said no already

by Jamie March 14, 2005

desperate

In dire need of something. Usually associated with people trying to get some from other people. Desperate people is commonly a catch 22. Desperate people usually don't get what they want, thus they are always desperate.

Sue is so desperate to get some guy that she turns them off by being desperate.

by me May 14, 2003