Checkpoint decoy

The act of throw a piece of metal through a metal dector at a airport or any other public place to direct attention away from yourself so you can commit a crime.

beep beep beep
person: where is he?
person#2: whew!
person: damn, he pulled a Checkpoint decoy.

by powdergangerreaper13 June 18, 2011

bourbon decay

n. bourbon-induced disorder, the loss of bodily function from too many shots, a breakdown of social order in the city caused by drinking excess alcohol, alcohol fueled urban chaos; v. erosion of the liver cells

The lower east side recovered from bourbon decay by closing all the illegal dive bars.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

lil’ decrepit

a noun used when one is being very obnoxious, annoying, and or a piece of trash. commonly used when one break up another’s relationship.

when she tried to break jake and alissa up, that was a lil’ decrepit

by therealteasister December 11, 2018

decky

the biggest fucking dip shit u will ever meet. If u see a decky, be sure to run away as fast as you can to avoid being pulled in by the bastards seemingly nice personality. However if you are feeling courageous, try running up to the thing and giving it a super wedgie.

person 1: OMFGGGG its a decky!
person 2: wat will we do?
person 1: RUUUNNNNNNNNNN

by totally awesome person xoxo March 28, 2009

decrepenis

1)A medical syndrome in which the penis has worn out with the passing of time.
The skin of the penis may sometimes become floppy, wrinkly, and will often appear dry.
2)A penis that can no longer attain an erection, due to old age or over use.
Word origin: decrepit and penis

"Professional slut: I fucked an old guy yesterday for a business promotion; he had a real nasty decrepenis."
"Doctor: I'm afraid you have been diagnosed with Decrepenis syndrome"

by Mr Weegels September 27, 2006

decrapify

to decipher, make sense of, or explain the truth behind any statement or explanation which has been blown out of proportion to the extent of being B.S.

When Bob told me all about the hot girls at his birthday party, Jesse had to decrapify the fact that they were Bob's cousins.

by Captain Phantasm February 26, 2013

project decoy

Third incarnation of the Nothing Nice to Say boards, after the untimely demise of omglikewhoa. Currently in an awesome stage, though n00bs are lacking.

We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of...Project Decoy...

by - February 25, 2004