decatur illinois

A town in Illinois. Full of soy bean and corn fields. Soy capital of the world. Home of ADM.

I went to Decatur illinois public schools.

by Krystel Yutzy July 3, 2008

Deceptifart

When you think you're just going to fart and instead you poop your pants.

Uh oh I just had a deceptifart! Got to run to the bathroom and change my underwear!

by JustSilly April 9, 2017

Decapilated

When you try to decapitate someone, but you end up entirely missing their head and therefore make a fool or yourself

Dude did you just kill him?!?

No dude, I just decapilated him...

by Human153 March 28, 2019

Leonardo Decapitated

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.

Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.

by yungcleen May 11, 2018

Anal Decapitation

The act of shoving your entire head up another person's ass and having them clench till the bloodflow is cut off to your head

Bro 1: Bro my gfs kinda pissed at me cause I asked if we could do Anal Decapitation

Bro 2: Why would you even ask that

by Johnny-k17 November 3, 2019

make like decapitation

Funnier than make like a tree and leaf!

Sorry guys I have to make like decapitation and head off!

by Mischief! October 10, 2006

Decepticonz

Rap group featuring Mareko,Savage, Alfrisk and Abollo from New Zealand

More than meets tha eye...Deceptikonz will fuk u up,cut u up bad-More than meets the eye....

by asdfreii December 2, 2003