how dare you

when someone dares
*Lemongrab wakes up*
Lemongrab: good morning, how dare you.
by Smartass2 September 30, 2018
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Pizza Dare

When you order a pizza for delivery (or any takeaway) and the woman opens the door naked or in underwear.

Sometimes this can lead to more like groping as a tip or even oral or sex.
She wanted to try the pizza dare so took off her clothes and ordered a pizza to answer the door to the driver wearing nothing.
by jbadman October 01, 2023
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I wouldn't dare

What would I not dare to do? To whom SPECIFICALLY are you talking? It isn't ME! Because there is NOTHING I wouldn't do to punish you for taking what's mine. WHAT WOULD I DARE NOT DO TO A FUCKING CHARITY CASE? 80,000 a month for inferiority to me.
Hym "I wouldn't dare? What would I not dare? Create a situation where so-and-sos would be radically disincentivized from DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO? Like I did? Would YOU dare to do that? Is that something YOU would dare to do? That thing I said? Because that sounded like a threat. I'm not negotiating with you (or anyone for that matter). I'm not even COMMANDING ANYONE. I'm telling you the future. I'm like a seer. I'm holding a million threads and no matter which one I cut, the outcome is the same."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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Dare or Daar

Truth or dare but dare is a regular dare and daar is a sexy dare, usually played as a middle school game
P1:Dare or Daar
P2:Daar
P1:I Daar you to take your shirt off and let me P3 Lick Your Barr Chest
by P3n!5 L!ck3R May 17, 2020
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Dare Reck

"I heard Derek was dared by Reck to take pictures, I guess he got dare reck'd"
by SageJaystar November 28, 2023
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hermit dares

hermit dares
by sniper nate June 08, 2022
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do it cunt, I dare you.

at the pub - come on, do it cunt, I dare you.
by kam75xx April 26, 2024
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