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Dung-fu

An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.
A single, well-placed dung-fu neutralized the mugger.
by Primus DCE July 2, 2024
mugGet the Dung-fumug.

beetle dung

daddys long rod
by nicklee taster December 5, 2017
mugGet the beetle dungmug.
An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.
The project was already a mess, and his lazy attitude was the dung beetle on top of the poop.
by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025
mugGet the dung beetle on top of the poopmug.

Dung beetle

Someone who rolls up a bunch of crap to make it look nice.
Look at our TPM’s magic: Once again, like a dung beetle, he was able to present our crappy code as best invention since sliced bread.
by Suboobern July 26, 2022
mugGet the Dung beetlemug.

Dung yuuk

A man determined to make friends by handing out K-gum this man will almost always be a player and have multiple side hoes if his main hoe doesn't prevail. A Dung Yuuk will often follow the ideology of the book of "n***a lations" and will have this quote tattooed on his arm "If she doesn't do what you desire her friend you shall acquire. This mans is so deprived of the touch of women, that he will do anything, even destroy his entire friendgroup, just to talk three sentences to one
Dung Yuuk is being a legend recently.
by Dick123duc September 24, 2021
mugGet the Dung yuukmug.

Otb lay dung

Jack was on the bog... door open... laying dung.... bekah could hear his big plops from the kitchen ... otb lay dung
by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024
mugGet the Otb lay dungmug.

Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.
"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."
by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017
mugGet the Dung-Fumug.

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