A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.
When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.
by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 19, 2020
Get the Milk Dudmug. means your on that good stuff
by Dronani October 26, 2020
Get the dudmug. When someone acts like they aren’t feeling like getting after it and then spends all night trying to fuck everyone in the arse
Did you see Andrew the other night? He was being a sad sack then pulled a Dirty Dud and tried to fuck all our arses - no lube
by Karen’s sphincter June 10, 2020
Get the Dirty Dudmug. by Puddudslide August 30, 2022
Get the Pud - dudmug. A person who is incapable of cashing out while playing online slots , or is too greedy to do so until it's all gone !
by TimelessSkyGod March 18, 2024
Get the Dud;Fingermug. When you masturbate for like forever but when you finally ejaculate no semen comes out.
Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
"Maaan I wanked for hours yesterday but when I finally felt I was gonna pop, nothing came out!"
"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
by Ulgubulgu February 4, 2020
Get the Rub a dudmug. a big ole meanie pants who has 30 mental disabilities including autism, half a brain, etc. and he is a sarcastic prick becuase he is a d
by w3845689w734ytiqwlfeui23wlgksy September 30, 2019
Get the Mr. Milk Dudmug.