Scottish Driver

The act of taking golf club (preferably a driver), gaining an erection, lifting one's kilt and sticking in your anal cavity. Then using your dick as a joystick to aim the golf club and tee-off.

At the driving range yesterday, Johnson pulled a Scottish Driver on us.

by Sinh November 10, 2015

drivers blind

When someone takes a hit while driving and gets smoke in their eyes causing them to go blind for a few seconds. this is a very dangerous disease that has plagued stoners since the invention of the automobile.

driver: Bro pass the blunt!

passenger:Here man it's roasting

Driver:(takes a massive hit way beyond his smoking abilities...so smoke goes everywhere) FUCK! Drivers blind we're going to crash bro!!
passenger:(becomes a stoned hero and grabs the wheel before they crash) I got you bro.

by passenger117 March 30, 2011

Cabinated Driver

Combination of Cab driver and designated driver. Used when designated driver is too drunk to hold such responsibilities.

Jim: Yo dude you good to drive.
Fred: No I'm fucking trashed. We need to call a Cabinated Driver.

by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

Christmas driver

a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.

They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain

Yeah ok dickhead just cut me off! Fucking Christmas driver's man.

by burnoutchamp2003 January 3, 2015

drivers window

the front drivers side window aka normal sex. when a woman is on her monthly cycle.

all of my windows are working except my drivers window.

by iqhq April 8, 2010

pulse driver

This is a person that cannot maintain a steady pressure on the gas pedal in a car. Instead, they go on and off the accelerator repeatedly, causing a terrible experience for all passengers.

"No way, we're not driving with him. He's a pulse driver! It makes me nauseous!"

by Mill194 August 4, 2013

Crane driver

1.person that operates a crane.

2. Obnoxious fuck that swings his arms like a crane in a bar knocking into people or drinks on a table.

Hey look at that queer cunt knocking people with his arms! He must be a crane driver!

Fuck mate you just knocked my beer off the table, you must be a crane driver

by Axelned November 22, 2011