Disasterbate

The act of masturbating during a natural disaster.

Instead of panicking during the earthquake, Billy just disasterbated.

by aarby March 7, 2010

Disausted

A word mistakenly made-up by an Italian, quasi English- speaking woman to dramatize being exhausted to the point of being disgusted.

Oh Paulie, Why, I come homa and I see a messa every place. I can no keep cleaning after you, I'ma too disausted.

by pauliecannoli August 27, 2009

Disgusterous

Another word for "Disgusting" But is more fun to say... It will often lead to your girlfriend/boyfriend making a "Awwwwwwhhh" sound... -_-

Ewww... That's completely and totality disgusterous...

by Kirbm13st3r November 28, 2011

disastrophe

A situation so hideous that it exceeds the definitions of both "disaster" and "catastrophe", thereby necessitating the use of a hybrid.

Sara: How was that new hair place?

Nico: It was a total disastrophe - the guy wanted to give me an ironic perm. Ugh, Williamsburg.

by nwags December 19, 2011

disgusterbating

The most disgusting thing worse than being caught masturbating

This tequila tastes disgusterbating!

by @angusta25 December 16, 2014

Disasteroid

An asteroid large enough to destroy some or all life on earth, were it to actually *hit* the earth.

We just had a near miss, a disasteroid bigger than the one that killed the dinosaurs passed between the earth and the moon yesterday!

by Jerome March 18, 2004

disastrous

A disaster of a certain magnitude in a sense. Can be used in the upmost dire situations. Relative to oneself usually in a sense

A Disastrous weather event, “life throws you a curveball”.

by Lolz for dayz August 15, 2019