Some one who stands up for what they believe in. Directioners honestly if you get to know them are amazing. Sure we can be crazy and sometimes a little mean, but isnt everyone at one point. I mean everyone always makes fun of us and tells us to shut up they will never meet you. Well guess what do we care no! why? because to some of us there more than just a band there role models, there the five idiots we can look up to. Each one of the boys from one direction has taught each directioner something different.
We dont NEED to know every single thing about them we just do. We dont NEED to spend all that money but we do. And you know why b/c we love them. One direction and all the directioners have honestly changed my life i used to be a wreck i hated my self and i did things that i regret so much b/c now i have to live with it. but those same directioners you call heartless rude and cold and those 5 boys you call gay stupid and worthless i call my saviors. So next time you want to talk crap about them just think how many lives they have changed how many people were like me. And how many people now have a reason to smile! B/c of all those insane crazy people i smile, i have made friends that i will remember forever. WE ARE THE 1D FAMILY!
We dont NEED to know every single thing about them we just do. We dont NEED to spend all that money but we do. And you know why b/c we love them. One direction and all the directioners have honestly changed my life i used to be a wreck i hated my self and i did things that i regret so much b/c now i have to live with it. but those same directioners you call heartless rude and cold and those 5 boys you call gay stupid and worthless i call my saviors. So next time you want to talk crap about them just think how many lives they have changed how many people were like me. And how many people now have a reason to smile! B/c of all those insane crazy people i smile, i have made friends that i will remember forever. WE ARE THE 1D FAMILY!
by DirectionerForever March 12, 2013
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Directionater: OHMYGOSH I LOVE LEWIS AND NEIL, the rest are ugly. Oh and I don't like that song they've done, and that Liam is so uptight!
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Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).
An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.
An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.
"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.
"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.
"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"
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Get the Erection factory mug.A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.
Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded
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