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Danish Scalp Massage

A particular grip used for holding another person's head when he/she is performing oral sex on you. Hold around the back of his/her head with both hands and control the motion and speed of the oral sex.
Sarah gave me a blowjob last night, but she was kind of a rookie, so I gave her a danish scalp massage to guide her through it.
by Scrootie McBoogerballs July 27, 2012
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Danish Taimoor

by Wonderful y January 27, 2022
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Danish Weekend

a hot weekend of wild danish sex
My legs can barely move because I had danish weekend last week
by Dr Strangelove123 June 4, 2009
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Danish spa

Being in a danish spa is preforming oral sex and having the person pass gas in your face. Most of the time this happends in or close to climax. Can be preformed or recived by male or female.
" you so did not just put me in the Danish spa"
by Evils September 14, 2006
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Danish Hotdog

When jerking a guy from the front you reach back and have him poop in your cupped hand and then continue jerking him.
Sally: "So after Jim gave me a danish biscuit last night, he requested a danish hotdog."

Jackie: "Did you oblige?"

Sally: "You betcha! We had a huge load of laundry to do this morning."
by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009
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Danish Hysterectomy

When your woman is lying down on the bed, you tell her to close her eyes. You tell her that you are going to surprise her and you get her all hot and ready for some sweet lovin'...gigitty. Then when she isn't looking, you get out a Roman Candle with an extended fuse and lube it up nice and right so that it slips in smoothly and she doesn't notice it isn't you. Then you light the fuse and run away.
John: "Dude, your girlfriend is totally preggers! How you gonna act??"

Steven: "Dawg...its cool. I gave her a danish hysterectomy yesterday. Now let's go get fades."
by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008
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Danish Acquaintance

A 'friend' you only hang out with while smoking pot, and might not even know the name of.
Jeff: Hey, you know Tarun? He's a really chill guy.

Zach: He's the one with the lava lamp collection? Haven't really talked to him much. He's a Danish acquaintance. Makes great brownies, though, that's for sure.
by The Brightdayler October 19, 2011
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