credit repair

the inverse of "jungle fever"; when a black person is attracted to a white person, either for sexual, romantic or financial interests.

hey, you know jaquaivius is dating suzie, right? he's got that credit repair going on.

by methodist therapist February 23, 2011

18 Cubed

Drinking 18 beers, smoking 18 cigarettes and golfing 18 holes at a regulation golf course. Usually for the golfer who is there more for the party than the actual golf. It's an amazing feat, accomplished by few.

I pulled off 18 Cubed and immediately retired from golf.

by Fitty4ex May 22, 2008

Nig Cred

Being able to get your hair cut in a black barber shop though you are not black.

Without it you may spend upwards of 5 hours waiting for the lazy fricken barber who doesn't look like he wants to make 12 dollars cutting your hair, while he smokes a black outside.

My cousin has nig cred they always cut his hair fast and right at the barber shop.

by bobjoneswewew February 9, 2010

Noob cred

Giving someone credit in an oversimplified manner; only brushing the surface of the complexity of a task someone has accomplished.

Bob: I really liked Jake's music video. He is really good at Windows Movie Maker.

George: Stop giving him noob cred! He has spent years mastering Photoshop, After Effects and SONAR in order to produce that masterpiece.

by Intredasting July 3, 2011

street creds

The word creds, or 'credentials', is another way of referring to one's rep, or 'reputation'. Thus, street creds means one's reputation on the street, or ghetto.

Gangsta: Y'all best get out' my way. I got street creds.
Foo': Yowza!
*Gangsta proceeds to beat up Foo' and steal his pocket money*

by Dr Fruitcake September 1, 2005

reprise the theme song and roll the credits

Last line in every episode of Nickelodeon's "Roundhouse", indicating (duh) that the show's over.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Cumedian

Someone who may as well be having a Bukkake with 12 men because the shit that he thinks is funny coming out of his mouth is worse than the crap going in.

That guy was such a cumedian

by MasterbateMagee January 10, 2018