edward cullen

the biggest, ugliest, constipated-looking, non-homosapian to ever be alive. he just needs to get stabbed with a wooden cross and burn in a pit of lava

edward cullen is gayyyy!!!!!

by jamie kelsey June 18, 2009

Emmett Cullen

Ridiculisly storng and muscular vampire, belonging to the Olympic Coven(lives in the olympic peninsula of WA)Created by Dr. Carlisle Cullen.Joker, Intense
family:Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen, Bella Cullen, Dr. Carslisle Cullen, Esme Cullen.
Wife: Roselie Cullen
Character in Books, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn,
Played By Kellan Lutz in the movie 'Twilight'

Bella"lets make a bet i win and you stop making jokes about my sex life"
Emmett" Ok but if i win be prepared for it to get MUCH worse"
Bella"Deal"
Emmett " Do you know how many houses rose and i broke"
Bella" 1, 2 ,"
Emmett" 3"
bella sits for a minute while emmett strugles to push her arm to the side, she gets bored with the monotony and pushes his arm into the rock so hard it (the rock) breaks. Emmett Cullen Walks away from the arm wreslte dejeted and demands a rematch

by kelli8295 October 8, 2008

Cullen-freakout

the act of freaking out when a joke is made about your girlfriend and leaving your friends in the middle of the night because you can not control your feelings

"Dude the biggest Cullen-freakout happened yesterday. He got pissed about his girlfriend and had his dad pick him up ay 4 oclock in the morning."

by LouisvilleKY502 January 4, 2012

Cutest couple

The most amazing couple you will ever see. They care for eachother no matter what and will never let anyone get in their way. If you want to see a couple that is amazing, thats them.

Did you see Brianne and Grant, their the cutest couple.

by Crazy4life January 22, 2011

friend couple

Two really close good friends that hang out as if they were dating. People around call the two a couple because of they see the two flirt all the time. Yet, both individuals (hopefully both) know that they will never become anything more than merely best friends.

Robert and Jillian are the biggest friend couple on campus.

by beautifulhat78 October 18, 2007

Scat Couple

There are many dedicated to the hidden pleasures of scat. Two people in a relationship who have the same dedication are a "Scat Couple" and share their shit with love, usually by being each other's toilet, and performing various related activities.

She squats over his face and feeds him her shit. He loves being her human toilet and watches her brown treasure slide out then feels it fill his waiting and wanting mouth. When she's finished he licks her shitty hole clean and they begin sharing, smearing and playing together and enjoy the pleasures of a truely dedicated "Scat Couple".

by Perverse1 July 18, 2011

Culpeper

A small town in Virginia, aka Dullpeper, surveyed by George Washington when he was only 17 years old.

Angie : Dude, let's go to Culpeper...
Tammy : Where the heck is that?

by borninCulpeper February 25, 2009