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Cupcakin' it

Spending time with or going on a date with your significant other/spouse.
by Focacize December 21, 2008
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Chupacadabra

A chupacabra with magical powers or at least impressive sleight of hand.
I ran into a chupacabra in the woods and thought it was going to eat my brains. But it just pulled a rabbit out of a hat instead! It must have been a chupacadabra!
by Bugseatbooks April 10, 2008
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cupcake eater

A morbidly obese person who eats nothing but the most unhealthy food, watches TV all day, and has no idea what is really going on in the world around them.
My neighbor is such a cupcake eater, she can barely make it up the stairs to her third floor apartment.
by frosthazard's wife September 12, 2010
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CupCake Stan

A CupCake Stan is someone who is so sweet and loving towards their bias, they often get offended at the littlest of things towards their bias but they show a lot of love and support.
Eg.
"She's such a cupcake stan"
"She's so sweet and protective"
by Misskawaiigirl August 24, 2017
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Capac

The girls sure get lucky with dirty rednecks of all sizes. If she's really lucky, she gets with a pale white wigger who's never experienced real gang shit yet listens to to tupac thinking he's a boss. He's never been in a fight before, yet he listens to songs about knocking a bitch out. He listens to songs about pussy, weed and money. But he's such a loser he only gets the one in the middle (weed) he has a penis like one of these --> A) its small B) he doesn't trim C) its crooked D) its erectily dysfunctional E) or all of the above.
They think they're hot shit? Nawwwww
Ladies do yourselves a favor. Get with a decent looking nerd. In about 10 years you will be happily married, have a nice house, great money, and a few well taken care of kids.

Sluts, get with a douchebag loser who looks good now and is too cool for school. In about 10 years, that bloated ass beer belly will snap his buttons off his shirt, and he will disrespect and beat the living hell out of you and spend his days drinking beer and going out to the bar with his buddies and getting luck with some tramp. You'll have already popped out 6 kids who hate your guts for giving them the shittiest home life possible. Don't worry thought. In about a year, he will have already left you for some broad he met last month that he snuck around with behind your back every night he was 'working late'
This life will be fine for you if you're fine with the fact that swag isn't going to pay your bills in about 10 years.
Some woman look up to kate middleton! But this bitch looks up to kim kardashian. Gross.

Capac sucks
by fuckyoucapac January 10, 2012
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The Round Cupcake

this is what it is called when a man who has no pubic hair put his penis into a women who has a forest of hair growing in and around her vagina.
"Last night I experienced the round cupcake four times"
by Hopf December 22, 2004
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Cupcake team

Refers to the crappy team many Division FBS (I-A) colleges use as a warm-up for their football season and to sell tickets to alumni. Teams that fill up on cupcake teams often get fat and lazy, resulting in a thorough ass-whooping come time for conference games.

Every now and then the cupcake wins, prompting a torrent of lulz on every NCAA internet forum. See Appalachian State vs. Michigan.
Vanderbilt is the SEC cupcake team.
by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009
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