Masturbation. Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
by Strange Magnificent February 1, 2021
Get the Polish the Crownmug. by ManaLobe June 30, 2016
Get the Guilty Crownmug. Basically what it implies: a crown made of flowers (real or fake). There are many different types and are very aesthetic. Many girls who wear them are assumed to be basic or hipster, but sometimes this is not the case. Flower crowns are amazing and lovely to wear. Don't let anybody insult you just because you enjoy wearing them, because they are wonderful and so are you.
by mystical bean September 5, 2018
Get the Flower Crownmug. by czech May 13, 2005
Get the triple crownmug. by Lawlex July 29, 2009
Get the Crown heightsmug. kroun uhv thawrns An uncomforting condition when newly groomed pubic hair forms a prickly wreath around the anus and agitates the sensitive skin located in and around the anal cavity.
Man...I shaved my cornhole and now the Crown of Thorns is irritating my crack like abrasive sandpaper.
by crawnuhntherns July 7, 2011
Get the Crown of Thornsmug. Begin by ejaculating into a mason jar until you have at least one pint of semen. Freeze it and hammer it into a powder with a meat tenderizer and put it back in the freezer. To give someone a crystal crown remove the frozen jizz from the freezer and sprinkle it on their face and head area. This is best done while simultaneously cumming on their face.
by Ihavethesewipes January 30, 2021
Get the Crystal Crownmug.