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Granola Crunching Pacifist

A Granola Crunching Pacifist is a fancy term for “Hippie”
That guy is definitely a Granola Crunching Pacifist
by SNOWXILLA August 31, 2020
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Captain crunching

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position
I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.
by Devonwolfman February 24, 2022
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Cap'n Crunching

The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.
The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.
by SINJim February 4, 2021
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Crushing Guts

Crushing Guts is a time honored tradition practiced by males, dating back to the Stone Age. It is the act of fucking the shit out of a woman. You start out by easing your rock hard shaft into her battered vagina. Just ease it in, nice and slow. You do not want to rush it. After your cock is covered with her slimy cooze you can slowly start to pound it.. (remember: take it slow) in.... out..... in.... out... in.. (slowly getting faster) out.. in. out.in.out By this time you should be pounding her pussy like an industrial strength jackhammer. No mercy.... You scream - "Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!! Ugghaahhh.. Ooo!!!" After your ball-sac explodes like Hiroshima, her guts will feel like they've just gone through a meat grinder. I guarantee: She love you long time.
Broham, how was last night with that Cougar?

It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.
by jdpower August 14, 2010
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Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion
Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."
by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011
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Chooching

A nickname for the action of vaping.
Izaiah! Are you chooching in your room right now?!”
by MoldingBin March 8, 2019
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Crotching

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."
by R. Cahill May 3, 2008
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