crookerd

if you fucking say this ur just saying CROOKED wrong. so shut the hell up. its CROOK-ED. GOD

yo her teeth are crookerd
shut the hell up its CROOK-ED

by smellywellybellyiskelly August 7, 2021

Crockered

An unnecessary disposal of partially eaten food, most commonly doughnuts or fried chicken, and is considered wasteful but extremely humourous. Very common practice in the Western Canadian city of Calgary, Alberta.

Did you just throw away 10 doughnuts in that 12 pack?! That is a waste of food!

Nah man. I Crockered that shit.

Yeah. That was pretty fucking funny.

by Charlie757473 September 8, 2021

Crockered

Having gone behind the back of, or over the head of you're coworkers or a supervisor to get you're way, even after being told no by a supervisor or co-worker, for personal gain.

Joe sure Crockered his way out of having to work the nightshift by running to the manager even after his foreman had told him he had to work nights.

by Greyhound88 November 23, 2022

crunkered

past tense of crunk to talk about a situation where you were crunk

Man remember that night we were so crunkered

by LilJOnwhattt: August 12, 2005

crookedem

to screw a girl so hard you make em crooked then you straighten them back out to crookedem again

me and girlfriend were at my house and we were in my room. i so pulled a crookedem on her

by the kid from out of town February 12, 2008

Crooked Nasty

Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.

"We was blasted by 'Crooked Nasty' during that storm last night."

by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

crackered

the opposite of niggered. when your approached by a white male and he politely askes you for your money, and you give it to him. homeless are masters of this art, because theyre only going to buy crack with it.

whoa, i just got crackered!!!!

whats up with all these white people asking me for money?

by OutoftheCarGuy May 23, 2009