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Tick Tock Crocodile

A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.
(tick tocking noise)

Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)
by Failurebitch June 23, 2023
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crocodiles

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crocodiles : amay ai boir yypo

Crocodiles (subfamily Crocodylinae) or true crocodiles are large aquatic reptiles that live throughout the tropics in Africa, Asia, the Americas and Australia. Crocodylinae, all of whose members are considered true crocodiles, is classified as a biological subfamily. A broader sense of the term crocodile, Crocodylidae that includes Tomistoma, is not used in this article. The term crocodile here applies to only the species within the subfamily of Crocodylinae. The term is sometimes used even more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia, which includes the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae), the gharial and false gharial (family Gavialidae), and all other living and fossil Crocodylomorpha.

Although they appear similar, crocodiles, alligators and the gharial belong to separate biological families. The gharial, with its narrow snout, is easier to distinguish, while morphological differences are more difficult to spot in crocodiles and alligators. The most obvious external differences are visible in the head, with crocodiles having narrower and longer heads, with a more V-shaped than a U-shaped snout compared to alligators and caimans. Another obvious trait is that the upper and lower jaws of the crocodi
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capital crocodile

Equivalent to "Wallstreet bandits". A direct Chinese translation.
How do you distinguish capital crocodiles from barbarians?
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Crocodile

Typically a gay 57 year old pedophile who targets male minors, he has a preference for the ones who don’t run away and are slim enough to fit in a basement. His appearance is described by a little traumatized boy: Tall and stocky, Crocodile has broad shoulders, powerful limbs and legs, and a robust neck. His skin is faded, and while he keeps his black hair perfectly slicked back, strands often fall in front of his face during bouts. The most remarkable features are a large hook made of a durable gold alloy in lieu of his left hand and a lengthy, stitched scar that crosses his face at the bridge of his nose. His thin eyebrows rise to the middle of his deep-set, heavily-lidded eyes. This conveys a sense of suspicion and disdain in his normal facial expression. Crocodiles typically have cigars in their mouths and have a deep, soothing voice when they speak.
His outfit consists of a black suit and a dark green ascot, this matches his black pants and belt. He has a hook to grab the children in gold.
Crocodile: hey little boy wana marry me, ill pay you €3000 a night, and give you candy?

Boy: no get away from me you “crocodile”.
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inferior crocodile alligator

A word that was typed up by the roblox player: g0dzillaplayer999_pc. This mastermind has created a rhyme with it such as, inferior crocodile alligator ill see you at the movie theatre, etc. He is an emmy-award winning, oscar-winning, genius.
"you are such an inferior crocodile alligator".

"bro u suck at the game inferior crocodile alligator."
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Crocodile Trap

When someone chomps down on a dick when giving a blowjob.
Me: “I need surgery. My girl gave me a crocodile trap this morning.”
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Crocodile Fact

A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.

The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.
Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)
by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020
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