Crisp

Crisp is a phrase to describe a generally crispy person, who sparks up the conversation with sparkling banter

"She's such a Crisp!"

by The Staßfort May 14, 2018

Crisp

crisp (adj / noun)

Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.

Examples:
• “Tosh is so crisp.”
• “You really just put your phone in the fridge? That’s crisp.”

by B2222222 September 1, 2025

crisps smith

manager of nufc

100% loves mackem
loves prawn cocktail crisps
freestyle rapper
@crisps.smith on tiktok

me: ‘babe im leaving you for someone else’
jo: ‘what? why? who for?’
me: ‘hes called crisps smith’
jo: ‘ah yeah seen him on tiktok i would if i were you too’

by qwerty420uiop68 January 12, 2023

Something came up with the crisp

You’re out of money or low on funds. You can’t do anything because of this.

I’m sorry guys. I can’t come out tonight, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

Crisp

A person who exhibits anti-social behaviour which affects others in a negative manner.

Sha, that did u check that oke pull Pete's rods down during assembly? What a crisp!

by mikelowrie February 12, 2010

Crazy Crisp

A word used by absolute racists. It was used by the slave masters to whip and kill blacks. Blacks were fed into he slave masters mouth and bit alive to get rid of their blackness.

Olivia devitt: Haha laylah you crazy crisp !
Laylah: Racism is not a joke.

by asdagang123 March 29, 2021

Crisps

Commonly used in the UK, a term used for potato slices baked or fried, with some seasoning. Known as chips in the US.

Snacking on some crisps I see?
Indeed.

by cherry <3 December 14, 2020