The most caring , non judgemental guy you'll ever meet. Has the biggest heart and the biggest penis that will make you fall down to your knees. Knows how to turn you on and make you super wet. He's the sweetest , most lovable friend (or boyfriend if you're really lucky) you'll have. He jokes a lot but that only means he likes you. You don't want to miss out on him.
God I love me some Cristain.
by Trill phill June 15, 2016
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Code word for a hot girl when you are staying at a campground.
Origin: You are standing outside your tent brushing your teeth and a girl walks by who is so hot that you accidentally squeeze out your tube of toothpaste.
Origin: You are standing outside your tent brushing your teeth and a girl walks by who is so hot that you accidentally squeeze out your tube of toothpaste.
by Treighz April 18, 2008
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by hoohayoyo June 6, 2011
Get the Crest Fresh mug.A Cristamufasa is an urban legend. Thought to be a specter, the Cristamufasa appears when you are really drunk and proceeds to: Drink all the alcohol in the area, shuffle and has rarely been seen to make conversation about electronic and dance music. All descriptions about this entity are vague as everybody is very drunk at the time of encounter, but all of them state that the entity looks like a short person.
by Mister DS June 12, 2011
Get the Cristamufasa mug.A person who rows on a crew team and has made crew his or her life, blowing off school work or not hanging out with friends because they have practice or a race instead.
Hey man, you wanna hang out after school?
Sorry, I can't. I have crew practice.
Oh come on man. Don't be such a crewtard!
Sorry, I can't. I have crew practice.
Oh come on man. Don't be such a crewtard!
by Skullingisnotfornovice November 15, 2011
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