Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.
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Joe: Have you seen my socks?
Kevin: No. I think Nick stole them.
"Nick, run! I spy Creepers!"
Joe: Have you seen my socks?
Kevin: No. I think Nick stole them.
"Nick, run! I spy Creepers!"
by KPJ2 January 14, 2009
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A smart beautiful person who has talents in sports and just about everything else and flaunts their "creek mystique". Everybody pretty much hates them.
by Bob sexy joe June 26, 2005
Get the Creeker mug.a type of enemy mob in minecraft, a popular indie PC game. The creeper looks exactly like a penis, with the body making up the shaft and the feet looking like balls. This is all unintentional of course; the game's creator, Notch, says the Creeper comes from failed attempts to draw a pig.
The Creeper attacks by purposfully waiting in the corners of cave and silently stalking you. hence the name. Once the creeper gets within two blocks of you, it will make a sound like a fuse, and then blow up after a few seconds. This action is often described as "sssssssssssBOOM."
The Creeper is probably the most reconizable and despised creature in Minecraft. If one is spotted, AVOID.
The Creeper attacks by purposfully waiting in the corners of cave and silently stalking you. hence the name. Once the creeper gets within two blocks of you, it will make a sound like a fuse, and then blow up after a few seconds. This action is often described as "sssssssssssBOOM."
The Creeper is probably the most reconizable and despised creature in Minecraft. If one is spotted, AVOID.
I was mining in Minecraft, when I came across a pit of lava. I had some diamonds with me, so I carefully dug out a path around it I was about halfway through this process when I heard the telltale hiss of a creeper behind me. I turned around and it blew up right in my face. The last thing I saw before respawning were my precious diamonds falling into the lava. God damn creepers.
by wpk914 January 10, 2011
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by Bob the Miner November 2, 2010
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2) A "band" made of shitty musicians who think they're good. Lead singer Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage. Became famous only by pretending to be Pearl Jam. Their original bassist was fired because he wanted a fair share of their profit. They claim to be Christian only when it's convenient. Tied with Limp Bizkit in Guitar World's "Worst Band of 2003" contest. Unofficially broke up after a December 2002 show where Scott Stapp showed up wasted. Members currently making solo albums which I personally hope flop.
2) A "band" made of shitty musicians who think they're good. Lead singer Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage. Became famous only by pretending to be Pearl Jam. Their original bassist was fired because he wanted a fair share of their profit. They claim to be Christian only when it's convenient. Tied with Limp Bizkit in Guitar World's "Worst Band of 2003" contest. Unofficially broke up after a December 2002 show where Scott Stapp showed up wasted. Members currently making solo albums which I personally hope flop.
Creed fan #1: Oh my God! Creed is sooooo good!
Creed fan #2: I know! They're such good Christians!
Real Music fan: You do know that Creed knocked off Pearl Jam and that Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage, right?
Creed Fan #1 and 2: Who's Pearl Jam? A Creed knockoff?
Creed fan #2: I know! They're such good Christians!
Real Music fan: You do know that Creed knocked off Pearl Jam and that Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage, right?
Creed Fan #1 and 2: Who's Pearl Jam? A Creed knockoff?
by Matt March 23, 2004
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The state of being someone acting (often unintentionally) creepy, perverse, or weird, in a manner that is quite hysterical.
The state of being someone acting (often unintentionally) creepy, perverse, or weird, in a manner that is quite hysterical.
Amanda: So I was walking by Steven's room last night and he must not have realized how loud his music was. I could hear "Circus" coming through the door.
Connie: Oh, Amanda, you can be such a creeper.
Luke: Dude, what the hell? Why are there so many pics of me on facebook. I can't even see myself in most of them.
Dan: Nah, dude, there you are, being a creeper.
Luke: Shit, I look like that? Damn, why didn't Miranda just take a pic somewhere else? I'm in like 50 of these.
Dan: At least there'll be a good media photo for when you get arrested for stalking.
Luke: Ass.
Connie: Oh, Amanda, you can be such a creeper.
Luke: Dude, what the hell? Why are there so many pics of me on facebook. I can't even see myself in most of them.
Dan: Nah, dude, there you are, being a creeper.
Luke: Shit, I look like that? Damn, why didn't Miranda just take a pic somewhere else? I'm in like 50 of these.
Dan: At least there'll be a good media photo for when you get arrested for stalking.
Luke: Ass.
by dont_ask_my_cab February 5, 2009
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