crankstipated

The feeling and outward emotion of being cranky due to constipation.

John was terribly crankstipated until he took a dump, relieved his constipation and his crankiness went away.

by Spaulding Smails January 15, 2025

Ceanus

Coolest person in the world, you will cherish meeting him forever and ever

My poems always seem to end up being about Ceanus

by Alien38 August 9, 2025

flight cranks

The Best BMX Cranks ever built.

That bmx has 401 flight cranks by Redline.

by MC70 July 19, 2010

Hiss Cransen

( Noun. ) Someone that accuses someone else for being a predator, only to put the attention off from them, so they're able to be a predator behind everyone else's back.

" I saw Jake looking at Lolita animes. He also claimed a thirteen year old anime girl was his wai - "
" Wait, weren't you doing the same thing last week ? You're being a total Hiss Cransen. "

by Lessee~Chan August 2, 2020

Verily-Cransberry

One of the most beautiful alcoholic drinks ever to grace the shores of this wondrous land

Verily-Cransberry: to speedrun the act of consuming amaretto at a pace only previously known to Lance Armstrong

by MasterEvski September 28, 2020

no cranes

When one has to sit on your face sexually and no crane or heavy machine can lift them from your face.

No cranes: Sexually( oral sex )

by Khumisho December 12, 2020

Dirty cransten

The best sexual experience a girl can have is the dirty cransten,will result in multiple orgasms side affects ,shakes ,loss of vision and in some cases Temperley loss of felling in legs

Omg that dirty cransten the pleasure was so intense I am still shaking

i can't see nor can I walk

by Frankie 👌 May 29, 2023