crasstion

Some one who shows up to church drunk or hungover and is rude.

That is one drunk ass Crasstion.

by genevared November 30, 2010

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Crasterbation

Crasterbation is when you masturbate too much and then you have to decide about coming later as you've been spanking the monkey too frequently.

I was crasterbating this morning and had no problem getting a woody but since I crasterbate everyday of the year I understand why I wasn't able to cum. To crasterbation is to pull the pud.

by Professor PMS December 26, 2014

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Incomming Crapstrike

People with constipation problems sometimes take too much laxatives.
With that their crap goes airborne and becomes a crapstrike.

Guy 1: shit i won't make it to the toilet!
guy 2: No, whatever you do, just don't...
Guy 1: Incomming Crapstrike
Guy 2: NOOOOO >FLATSJ!<

by Dj Urdjen June 3, 2010

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cramster

fist and penis injected into vagina at the same time. With other fist shoved into ass pushing hamster into oblivion.

Can you handle the cramster!

by willie really August 23, 2009

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An quiet person but very live once you get to know him, great personality, hard to resist sexy guy once you get to know him. Often says dumb things that infer "wtf" but who cares. Soon to be rich and have dreams to retire early in life. Also very horny and great in bed with very large endowments...
Cranston is a very intelligent male that is great to hang around once he is no longer quiet and always has money. Great in bed and always horny

Man that cranston is rich and intelligent

by 1love298 February 4, 2010

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