When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.
(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.
by GamingCat0179 September 09, 2019
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If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight
“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craftyou know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft
by Xnvy Ch3m May 04, 2021
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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025
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Craft Beard

Adj. The guy who grew a beard to fit in to his NEW friend group of craft beer drinkers & brewers to feel like he belongs.
That guy Matt is talking shit and criticizing a brewer's methods now because he's got a craft beard.
by Thundersnow11 September 19, 2019
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Battle-craft-head

The act of playing Battleracks (online game where one decides which pair of boobs are best) while playing Minecraft, and simultaneously getting head.
Hey jaggoffs, I got some excellent Battle-craft-head last night from this loose hooker. It only cost me 3 bucks! But now I have herpes, AIDS, and the crabs.
by R04DH34D_1N_5P4C3 June 01, 2011
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Laundry Craft

The best laundry solution available in the city.
Picks and delivers the clothes on time, knows that life is short and
doesn't want you to waste it on washing clothes.
Shoes, boots, jackets, t-shirts, denims, kurtis and lehangas, covers
them all.
"Everyone is busy getting their clothes done from
Laundry Craft, that I hope I too join the list soon"
by Laundry Craft February 03, 2022
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