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Courtesy Fluff

Concealing fur surrounding the perimeter of the anus of an animal.
I can't see that long-haired cat's anus at all, it has abundant butt hole courtesy fluff.
by Cunch Master August 22, 2016
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courtesy dick

When there are ample boobs in a TV show or movie so the writers throw the female viewers a bone by showing a dick from time to time.
Guy: This movie is awesome. So many titties!
Girl: So many titties is right. How about some courtesy dick for the ladies?!
by snail_trail April 18, 2018
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Courtesy stretch

Tugging on your man meat to engorge for photo op, ideal for growers not showers
I hope you gave it the courtesy stretch before you sent that snap of your man meat
by STEPHH JONESS November 15, 2017
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Courtesy Mute

When you're on a Zoom call and you have to fart, so you mute your mic for a few seconds so nobody hears it.
I was right in the middle of my job interview when I had an uncontrollable urge to toot, so I did a courtesy mute. The best part? I ended up getting the job.
by hamlettypes February 23, 2021
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Courtesy Flush

When a woman douches in-between hookups at a social gathering.
Person one: Dude I heard you got sloppy seconds.
Person two: Nah bro she did a courtesy flush before we did it.
by jay-z October 3, 2012
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Courtesy flush

flushing the toilet more than once to disguise any bad odors
Wow, John was just in the restroom dropping the kids at the pool...too bad he didn't do a courtesy flush!
by Carrie031 July 13, 2009
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Courtesy Clap

The act of awarding someone with a single clap to recognize that they have just said a bad joke.
BadJokeTeller: "Hey guys, (-- bad joke here --)."

Audience: (silence and awkward looks)

Bystander: "Courtesy Clap" (clap)
by DrySimmo September 1, 2009
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