Coproglot

noun 1:A person who uses deceitful,pretentious or exaggerated talk to impress listeners.
noun 2: A person who receives faeces orally during a sexual act.
greek :Copro-Faecal matter + glottus-Tongue

1)'She regularly enthused about her weekend antics however we were very much aware that she was a coproglot.'

by Nick Cornwall November 13, 2007

2/5ths compromise

after men realized they were better than women, they decided to give women no vote in anything. however, the evil feminists revolted, which annoyed the fuck outta the guys until they eventually gave in and decided girls could vote on important issues, but would only count as 2/5ths of a person.

One guy counts as more than 2 girls with the 2/5ths compromise in effect

by woman-exterminator January 7, 2010

compromise

i am right and you are wrong

Edgar thinks we should compromise. I said ok, i am right and you are wrong

by i am right and edgar is wrong February 18, 2009

coprophagia

The only redeeming feature of a dog, when it recycles its food by eating its doo doo. Oh yeah, and occasional honking up of grass (the lawn kind) on the windowsill.

We filled a double layer blu-ray recordable disc with 1080p dog coprophagia.
Why don't they hurry up and make a genetically modified cat with obsessive incurable coprophagia?

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

cosgrove

A fetish in which a man is turned on by watching videos of his own child birth.

Mom: Bob what are you watching?
Bob: The day I was born.
Mom: Can I come in.
Bob: NO!! Hold on....
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SICK BASTARD?!?!?!?
Bob: I can't help it! I'm a cosgrove.

by brooklyn heights 3021 February 11, 2006

serbian compromise

Function: noun

Synonym for Unconditional Surrender.

Germany accepted a serbian compromise at the end of World War I.

by Zoinkovic September 9, 2010

compro

A person without a brain

User1: anyone good at thinking?
User2: Dood, stop acting like a compro

by Colonel_Sanders October 25, 2011