cosme

Sexualy Insane individual. Has a good heart, hates the smell of shit but loves when a pussy farts. Wants to practice the nastiest sexual behavior. Loves golden shower and has an obssesion with eating pussy. Loves freak sex instead of normal sex

Girl Im gonna cosme fuck that guy

by Thecableguy11 June 8, 2010

comcastipated

Refers to any channel on Comcast Digital Cable whose signal has suddenly become fuzzy, blotchy, and altogether unwatchable.

"Yo, dude, what's on Adult Swim?"
"Wish I knew-Channel 60 is comcastipated again."

by Adenia Volkensii April 18, 2005

cosmic twin

Someone who has a lot of the same interests and similar personality type. If you two were to bang it would be a cosmic event. You and your cosmic twin would be a great couple if you ever got together even though this would probably happen when you two are in your late 60s-early 70s

Gimli: "Yo, Aragorn and Arwen look so cute together!"

Legolas: " I know! They have so much in common too! They must be Cosmic Twins!"

by Morphyne July 12, 2015

cosmetic whore

A girl who switches brand loyalty depending on who has a free gift with purchase.

I am such a cosmetic whore. Last week I loved Clinique, this week it's Lancome ~ Great free gwp.

by Blame Ceiling Hue September 8, 2010

Cosmeloctician

Someone who is a licensed cosmetologist and specializes in dreadlock care, maintenence, and styling; but also does perform all of the services professionally linked to being a cosmetologist.

My Cosmeloctician takes great care of my hair/locs, can color my locs, style my locs and gives me professional advice on the health of my hair and scalp.

by JenniferTheCosmeloctician April 19, 2011

Cosmic Party Syndrome

The paranoid and irrational belief that there's always a better, cooler, hipper party going on somewhere else that you can never get to.

Jez: This party is just great, isn't it?

Mark: Don't try to hide it Jez, you and me both know that you're suffering from Cosmic Party Syndrome right now.

by Wantai September 23, 2012

cosmetician

A trained make-up professional in the funeral industry, a beautician who works in mortuaries to ready a corpse for presentation and viewing.

Callie Parrish, protagonist of Fran Rizer's novels, is a cosmetician at Middleton's Mortuary in South Carolina.

by UnicornTapestry October 29, 2012